We have two monkeys, a and b. Position 0 of the tape will be "1" if monkey a is smiling, and "0" if not. Similarly, Position 1 of the tape will be "1" if monkey b is smiling, and "0" if not. We are in trouble if they are both smiling or if neither of them is smiling. If we are in trouble, write "T" to position 0, otherwise write "F".
start: gotoif 0 foundleft0 gotoif 1 foundleft1 foundleft0: right gotoif 0 same gotoif 1 different foundleft1: right gotoif 1 same gotoif 0 different same: left write T break different: left write F